1. New year resolutions are bullshit.They last for only two weeks.
  2. Every new year is same. Just like every new love affair, it brings a lot of hopes in the beginning.Later on it gets normal and at the end we want a newer one!
  3. Most love stories are nothing but manifestation of ego, disguised as shyness, patience,social pressure, lack of empathy etc. Whatever soothes our ego ,becomes our love.True love is rare.
  4. Never try to pacify your girl friend. She get angrier and loves it!
  5. Patience of girls is twice that of men. Keep doubling your waiting time and you shall be infinitely happy.
  6. My plans for 2016 just shifted to 2017.
  7. I crossed my limit of one sentence and you are still reading.Yes you just experienced a mix of Zeigarnick effect plus dissonance.
  8. Okay you just googled those two terms.
  9. If girls could hear my mind whenever I look at them, they will listen these words
    1. I love you
    2. Sexy
    3. Big B***s
    4. She must have a boy friend
    5. Mental kiss
    6. Ohh she checked me out…hmm I am not as bad as my other female acquaintances think about me!
    7. After she checks me out ‘I am sexy and I know it…plays for three seconds’
    8. I love you
    9. Yes you can look at me baby… no taxes yet imposed by government!
    10. Next chick comes
    11. I love you… and the process continues…Ahh faulty male anatomy!
  10. You just thought that I was too honest in above point!

PS : I really love you!

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