I have already written many answers on the topic or related ones.

  1. Tantrums while saying ‘yes’ : It is a well known fact that girls take a long time to say yes (at times twice or more than required). We know that you are interested. Don’t linger unnecessarily else don’t blame us that why we ignore you before or after relationships or flirt with other girls.
  2. Too cautious and suspicious approach : After relationship status being ‘tested and okay’, the suspicion radar of girls don’t turns off. It becomes 10 times more suspicious!. Any whats App update, or picture along beach side (solo) or last seen at 1 Am etc. start all kinds of FBI level probes or silent spying!. Men are moody. They update their status some times with out any reason!. We love to tease. If you feel , we will tease.
  3. We love your stories (repetitive though ) about your friend, her dog, her dog’s girl friend…list goes on. Why ? Because we love you and its irrelevant whatever you speak. We love the music of your voice and not the content!. Its kinda of cute to us that girls think in such great detail. They will so keenly describe even small things like dress of her BF or her hair style or what ever. It is sexy!
  4. Men are also very emotional : We do have a very tender heart. We also feel a lot of emotions. Its only difficult for us to express. We understand very well when you are hurt. But sorry, no sorry!. We will make up for our mistakes but don’t expect us the bloody ‘I am sorry’ game after that shitty ‘I love you ‘ game. Both are extremely difficult for us!
  5. We do not always like those well mannered gentle men stuff ! : Boys are boys. It is very difficult for us to behave in very good manner (read superficial) for a very long time.
    1. We are not always super clean. We eat from road side vendors more often.We go to those ‘expensive’ restaurants ONLY with you!
    2. We hate formal dresses. A jeans ,a slipper and a T shirt are our favorite companions.We can live in our Jockey indoors and same jeans for straight two month out doors!. Our most of the shopping (of clothes) is usually done by our girls or by us when we want to impress you!
    3. We hate (Absolutely hate) when you tell us the price of any item in front of that grumpy shopkeeper and ask us ‘should I keep this!’
  6. Out of sight out of mind (not out of heart!) : This is a strange phenomenon but completely true. We need physical proof that you are living or still there. A long time with out meeting, no connection, phone call or any effort from your side, sort of diminishes our intensity of love or craving for you. Men are quite restless and hence they need a pivotal point in their life , a sort of stability.Girls behavior like ‘we will meet/date/love when my career,life and every thing else is settled, unsettles us!.’. We are NOT programmed to wait. We are not that patient also. The moment you are ‘out of touch’ for a while , our Sherlock Holmes wakes up. We make, assume so many assumptions and stories that it kinda kills your ‘goody’ image before our eyes!. What ever, this complacency on girls part is also a big reason for ever flirting boys!
  7. We are damn simple : Men are very simple creatures. We don’t know or play those fucking mind games.A yes is a yes and a no is a no, Nothing in between!. No we don’t understand indirect sign language of yours. Tell it straight that you want that fucking remote for that shitty serial and do not preach us about watching TV at night is bad for eyes!