• Will you become ‘Face Book’ of my love life!
  • You know my WhatsApp status stopped working the day you stopped messaging!
  • You seem to hacked OS of my mind…
  • The private folder in my laptop has password missing..Will you spell your name again…!
  • My mind just rebooted…You are so hot…my processor couldn’t work…
  • When you call me , I don’t know how my ring tone changes to ‘I love U‘…
  • Will you stop smiling…so that my phone stops dancing and I can do some work….!


Hemant Pandey
Hemant lives in Mumbai (India),writes on Quora (2600 followers, 2.8 million views).Published 5 books on Amazon Kindle. Entrepreneur, Writer, Mathematician, Professor.