- Relationships
- Girl having boy bff : Just a friend.
- Boy … having a gilr BFF … You cheat!
- Marriage
- I want a six figure earning NRI groom : Compatibility
- I want a sexy slim girl with white complexion : Skin digger male mentality
- Note this argument can go both ways.
- Negotiation
- I will take at least one crore for my IAS son. I spent so much on him.
- How dare they ask dowry for my daughter ? She is already so talented. IAS son sitting next to me and is gloomy faced by this societal pressure!
- Job
- Its your own company, son. You must work overtime.
- Salary time : All late reporting taken too seriously. You are an employee again from beloved son!
- Love
- Don’t kiss me, I am not ready yet…Female ‘My choice Advertisement’
- Not in a mood baby … umm…need Viagra…!
- Love 2
- Why not picking my call ? I am busy…
- Why not picking my call ? Ignoring me!
- This one is gender neutral.
- Life
- We are equal : Need equal pay!
- Everywhere else : We are weaker sex, give us reservations, ladies first, get up for us when we are standing. Weaker sex!
- Reservation
- Oh you are backward class : How disgusting ? You are racial!
- I am back ward class (shouts loud) : Give me reservation forms and dare you ask for fees!
- Marriage 2
- My working wife’s salary : Her personal bank account. Only for her personal expense.
- My salary : Joint account; all common plus her personal expenses!
- Exceptions are there.
- Government
- Just got my work done on time, got my subsidy on time,cleaner cities … wow Modi rocks!
- Increased taxes : This government sucks. Kab aayengein achche din…pheku sarkar! (when the good days come…bluffy government!)
We all are product of double standards, including me.
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