Amazing things about hostels … Okay
- There is no superior out there : Hostel life is like a jungle. You live in groups. You live alone in groups!. No one is no one’s guardian. We all are equal.
- Nothing is personal : You can make sure that your room mates search every possible corner of you room for food to beer to cigarettes to used shaving blades. It is all public.Oh books, ahh just forget!. Your room my room, your stuff my stuff, all this is imagination in hostels.Never bother about locks.They know how to open every kind of lock out there.
- Everybody sleeps only when every body sleeps! : Usually hostels are for night owls. Rum and rummy are favorite time pass.These hoteliers can beat any professional gambler out there with so much ease that you wonder whether they study cards all day! . They usually make sure that you are their accomplice in the ‘party all night’ scenario.
- You learn to adjust : Hostel life teaches you a lot about adjusting and living below your means. Got a new girl friend. Next week is her birth day. Half of your monthly expense goes into gifts and party. No problem You learn all hacks like
- Surviving on Maggi whole day
- Making every possible dish in this world by using two eggs only!.[pullquote]All kinds of imaginary expenses like library maintenance fee, lab usage charge, educational tour package and other 101 imaginary stuff to extort money from your poor parents!. Again don’t forget new books, stationery, freshers party allowance,poor kids welfare fund fees! [/pullquote]
- You know how to cook vegetable from bread and curry only!.
- How to eat in unknown marriages like pro!
- Still want more money : All kinds of imaginary expenses like library maintenance fee, lab usage charge, educational tour package and other 101 imaginary stuff to extort money from your poor parents!. Again don’t forget new books, stationery, freshers party allowance,poor kids welfare fund fees! (Just for people like you!).
- Party every time :
- You met your crush : Party Bhai
- She proposed : Party Bhai
- You proposed : Party Bhai
- Break Up :Party Bhai
- Patch Up : Party Bhai
When ever there is a reason , there is a party.
Many other tricks you learn
- How to use toilet in exactly 5 minutes.
- How to bath in exactly five minutes.
- How to use ‘iodex’ sandwich to wake all night.
- How to suck all the smoke of cigarette inside your mouth in 2 seconds in case professor is around and not let any one know!
- How to prove to every one that your girl friend coming to you room is your cousin sister!
- How to hide all your cash with out any evil prying eyes know about it!
- How to help your poor friend find his belongings which you your self sold on OLX last week!
What ever hostel life rocks!