• Men think that everything happens to women because of PMS : Women absolutely hate when men blame their bad mood every time on their PMS.Men always assume that ONLY reason his girl is out of her wits is due to ‘periods’.Period.
    • Women is unhappy: Ohh your PMS.
    • In bad mood over some thing: Oh your periods come again earlier!
    • Really pissed off over some thing wrong her man did. Oh your mood …I guess it will be alright in five days!
    • Hey I want a break up: Oh those days…okay darling will call you after five days!
  • Casual behavior of men : Men are too casual.He is getting ‘eye tonic’ in front of her on a date. She is pissed off. [pullquote]‘Promises made before sex or at night before sex have no real meaning consequential or inconsequential or otherwise after the sex!’. Men have famous ‘memory loss syndrome’ just after sex is over!.[/pullquote]He assumes that ice cream was NOT that cold or tea was NOT that hot!. He just shouts over management and in return gets a chance to get attention of his ‘new found’ love also!
  • Fake Promises : Men have a secret theory (Rather law). According to this theory ‘Promises made before sex or at night before sex have no real meaning consequential or inconsequential or otherwise after the sex!’. Men have famous ‘memory loss syndrome’ just after sex is over!. The sequence is as follows. In the night promise. In the morning shower love in return of that promise. For example
    • Oh did I said that honey, that I shall bring that diamond studded necklace, today!. Oh I must have been drunk!. When she reinforces that ‘You were NOT drunk?’ , then their perfect excuse ‘Baby , I am intoxicated in your love!’[pullquote]Suppose some how women manage to get their partners in ‘jewelry’ shop, then they are either always getting late for that ‘annual meeting’ on which their whole career and appraisal for next two lives also depends or they get that ‘super urgent’ call from their ‘boss’ sitting in USA or they are never happy with your choice and confuse you like anything!.[/pullquote]
    • You only love money honey and not me!
    • You are my costliest ‘jewel’ my love! You are yourself a jewel. Why those perishable object nullify your ‘imperishable’ beauty!
    • Suppose some how women manage to get their partners in ‘jewelry’ shop, then they are either always getting late for that ‘annual meeting’ on which their whole career and appraisal for next two lives also depends or they get that ‘super urgent’ call from their ‘boss’ sitting in USA or they are never happy with your choice and confuse you like anything!. This is better but that is way better and look at that one on the top corner of second floor of show room , oh that is a marvel.Even your close friend Disha also doesn’t have some thing like that!. They are masters in triple ‘C’ of modern life. Convince,corrupt else confuse. (Sam dam dand bhed copied version!). And if the clever ones gets the deal done and are happy with a ‘costly shit of metal’ with 15% (whopping 15%) making charge, they have their last arrow. Okay now we have finalized the set, let us leave it now and we shall pay tomorrow.Actually I forgot my credit card and wallet and my life,my memory, my sanity and everything at home!. Can we just leave from here,I am feeling choked in my chest! You are NOT taking things seriously!
    • Lastly if you somehow manages to get that ‘necklace’ men make sure that it becomes ‘neck rope’!. Every time you even ask 1000 bucks for that facial and whatever shit women do in that ‘expensive repair shop’ called ‘saloon’, they yell like hell. You just purchased that 150 k necklace darling. We are on budget!
  • Women absolutely hate LAZINESS of men.
    • He is sitting next to TV, just a few yards away. He shouts, where is the ‘remote’ ? She runs from kitchen and is furious to know that ‘The remote’ is lying in front of ‘The man’ and he couldn’t find it!. As she leaves, he says,turn on the AC, switch off the fan and take that empty glass also to kitchen! (This is a common story, for every one.)
    • You find their socks for them, handkerchiefs, keys,wallet,watch,perfume,mobile and often their lost sanity!. After all this shit, men often ‘make them believe’ that women do nothing in their house!(Tum sara din kaam hi kya karti ho! Bas TV aur music!)
  • Women hate absolutely the habit of procrastination in men (Universally present) : All men procrastinate till the last moment.
    • Bill paid on last date.
    • Reply to your 207th SMS only after they get your ‘lets break up’ or ‘we need to talk’ text. Till then they are ‘too’ busy.
    • Gift purchase for that function of your nephew : On the way to their birth day celebration!
    • Getting ready for office, taking shower, brushing and even breakfast : In that 10 minute window, when they are supposed to leave for office! (But kudos to these efficient men!).
    • Parent teacher meeting : Never! or just before the end of meeting and in always ‘getting late’ mode! (Any how this is the favorite mode of men!).
  • Women hate ‘ever complaining’ nature of men : (Men are complaining type ONLY to their present partners and NOT to their future prospects!. Well kept secret!) :
    • It has been pointed out many time before also that ‘women are NEVER satisfied with sexual performance’ of their male counterparts and hence ‘men are never satisfied by what their girl cook’ for them!. That ‘dhabewala’ and ‘cholewala’ is always ‘a better cook’ than their girls!. According to them ‘women know nothing about cooking’ and they ‘themselves’ can always cook better than them!
    • Men always complain about women’s make up skills.Either it is ‘too much’ or ‘too little’ or use less or waste of time and yes money!
  • Women ‘hate’ about men bragging that they ‘get’ ready in two minutes sharp : Even though there is some truth in the statement but still women have a lot to manage.They usually have long clumsy hair, a lot of clothes and they have to be a lot cautious that the ‘wrong’ button is NOT open at wrong place. Also women are expected to look perfect every where while men are okay with a jeans, T-shirt and a pair of slippers!. Who cares ? We don’t give a fuck! rather we take it!
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