I have already written a similar answer. I just copy paste some of my status. Some of these were quite ‘weird’. (In the order of appearance).
- Liking is reciprocal
- इश्क़ पर ज़ोर नहीं , है ये वो आतिश ‘ ग़ालिब ‘ , जो लगाए न लगे , और बुझाए न बने
- Mood offline…No connectivity…Please try after some time.
- हम आह भी करते हैं तो हो जाते हैं बदनाम, वो कत्ल भी करते हैं तो चर्चा नही होता…
- Love is not a part time job …. baby!
- I can’t read your mind.Period.
कहते हैं इश्क़ जिसको, खलल है दिमाग़ का मिर्ज़ा ग़ालिब
- Status status hi kheloge, ya aage bhi kuch hoga!
- Your insecurities are my pain.
- Love teaches everything. Talking,Texting,Messaging,Missing,even calling…Just wait for it to happen!
- Futility of everything exposes us to enlightenment.
- Careless are never care free.
- Your search for a man ends here,for puppies, scroll your chat list!
- Some times I guess you reply in your mind…I told you , I can’t read your mind baby!!
Love is cure for everything, there is no cure for love!
- Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I feel like I’m busy, At other times I am really busy!!
- Innocence attracts intelligence,Intelligence attracts all.
- If you can prove, you read my status,I will write only for you…
- If you don’t have time for me…I think you won’t mind if someone else has…
- I am an closed ended question with no options other than you…
- Your trial period has expired…Please renew your license…
- New thinking, new possibilities…
“I’m trying to think, don’t confuse me with facts.” Plato
- Ek ajnabi haseena se yu mulakat ho gayi….(Listening song)
- I know your secret
- My status is your perception
- Trust is god.
- Trust is god.God just died yesterday…! Friedrich Nietzsche : “God is Dead”
- nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit There was never a great genius without a touch of madness. –Seneca the Younger
- Secret to success is hard work. Secret to hard work is unknown!
- Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection -Mark Twain.
- Focus is about saying no Steve jobs
- Two halves make a single not a pair.
- I want my “I love You” back…
- Difficult part is not to satiate the thrust but to keep the desire
- Justice delayed is justice denied
- With my future valentine (Profile pic was my ‘ Gorgeous ‘ 21 month old daughter).
- धड़कने लगा था फिर से सीने में बेज़ारे दिल खंजर दिखा के मैने चुप करा दिया
- Don’t show my status to your friends Sweetie – Pie.Competition is already tough!!
- Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see. –Arthur Schopenhauer
- “Traditional education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.”
I am a spiritual playboy. Osho
- For mind, acquaintance is interesting, friendship is solacing,love is confusing..Feeling confused, you got your answer.
- I don’t follow my rules.
- I am jealous of my status. I can see you.
- For girls who think all guys are same….who said to try all…:)
- Less Available
- I said before, status me aata hoon, message me nahin!
- Happiness is a function of relations. Inspired by a ted talk.
- Distorted reality is perfect imagination…
- Still confused…
- You are what you hide
- Intelligence is creative response of now. Osho
- You don’t know that I know that you know. \U0001f60e
- Just searched Google: Are you alive app… (Just a bit concerned)
- Bored of my status… Need some other thrill!
- तुझे अक़्सा बीच घुमा दूँ आ चलती क्या बच्चन से तुझे मिला दूँ आ चलती क्या…
- The IP address has changed…the page you are looking for does not exist or has moved.
- Happy ‘Saint’ Valentine’s day…’Sweetie- traditional-pie’ Gussa ho…jealousy is love…
- With my cutest valentine ever
- Enlightenment is what is left after prayer. Osho
- Error 404 …Page not found
तेरी सूरत पर नहीं हम तो, तेरी सादगी पर मरते हैं ….
- Listening (Sweetie-pie ko itna gussa…)
- You already know what you’re searching for. It’s your turn.
- I love myself, you can also join…
PS1: These status are continuous (Chronologically arranged) and hence all are not romantic.
PS2: Since I am quite a funny person, some of these status are pure fun (usually the non romantic ones).
PS3: Some status lasted only for 2 hours and may be no one has read them. (I am quite moody, you know).
PS4 : There are around 500-600 more (Unpublished) for the same period! (Again I am quite moody).
PS5 : I am quite positive person. My negative mood has a validity of one day only. (Sometimes two hours only!).