I have already written a similar answer. I just copy paste some of my status. Some of these were quite ‘weird’. (In the order of appearance).

  1. Liking is reciprocal
  2. इश्क़ पर ज़ोर नहीं , है ये वो आतिश ‘ ग़ालिब ‘ , जो लगाए न लगे , और बुझाए न बने
  3. Mood offline…No connectivity…Please try after some time.
  4. हम आह भी करते हैं तो हो जाते हैं बदनाम, वो कत्ल भी करते हैं तो चर्चा नही होता…
  5. Love is not a part time job …. baby!
  6. I can’t read your mind.Period.

कहते हैं इश्क़ जिसको, खलल है दिमाग़ का मिर्ज़ा ग़ालिब

  1. Status status hi kheloge, ya aage bhi kuch hoga!
  2. Your insecurities are my pain.
  3. Love teaches everything. Talking,Texting,Messaging,Missing,even calling…Just wait for it to happen!
  4. Futility of everything exposes us to enlightenment.
  5. Careless are never care free.
  6. Your search for a man ends here,for puppies, scroll your chat list!
  7. Some times I guess you reply in your mind…I told you , I can’t read your mind baby!!

Love is cure for everything, there is no cure for love!

  1. Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I feel like I’m busy, At other times I am really busy!!
  2. Innocence attracts intelligence,Intelligence attracts all.
  3. If you can prove, you read my status,I will write only for you…
  4. If you don’t have time for me…I think you won’t mind if someone else has…
  5. I am an closed ended question with no options other than you…
  6. Your trial period has expired…Please renew your license…
  7. New thinking, new possibilities…

“I’m trying to think, don’t confuse me with facts.” Plato

  1. Ek ajnabi haseena se yu mulakat ho gayi….(Listening song)
  2. I know your secret
  3. My status is your perception
  4. Trust is god.
  5. Trust is god.God just died yesterday…! Friedrich Nietzsche : “God is Dead”
  6. nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit There was never a great genius without a touch of madness. –Seneca the Younger
  7. Secret to success is hard work. Secret to hard work is unknown!
  8. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection -Mark Twain.
  9. Focus is about saying no Steve jobs
  10. Two halves make a single not a pair.
  11. I want my “I love You” back…
  12. Difficult part is not to satiate the thrust but to keep the desire
  13. Justice delayed is justice denied
  14. With my future valentine (Profile pic was my ‘ Gorgeous ‘ 21 month old daughter).
  15. धड़कने लगा था फिर से सीने में बेज़ारे दिल खंजर दिखा के मैने चुप करा दिया
  16. Don’t show my status to your friends Sweetie – Pie.Competition is already tough!!
  17. Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see. –Arthur Schopenhauer
  18. “Traditional education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.”

I am a spiritual playboy. Osho

  1. For mind, acquaintance is interesting, friendship is solacing,love is confusing..Feeling confused, you got your answer.
  2. I don’t follow my rules.
  3. I am jealous of my status. I can see you.
  4. For girls who think all guys are same….who said to try all…:)
  5. Less Available
  6. I said before, status me aata hoon, message me nahin!
  7. Happiness is a function of relations. Inspired by a ted talk. What makes a good life? Lessons from the longest study on happiness
  8. Confused
  9. Distorted reality is perfect imagination…
  10. Still confused…
  11. You are what you hide
  12. Intelligence is creative response of now. Osho
  13. You don’t know that I know that you know. \U0001f60e
  14. Just searched Google: Are you alive app… (Just a bit concerned)
  15. Bored of my status… Need some other thrill!
  16. तुझे अक़्सा बीच घुमा दूँ आ चलती क्या बच्चन से तुझे मिला दूँ आ चलती क्या…
  17. The IP address has changed…the page you are looking for does not exist or has moved.
  18. Happy ‘Saint’ Valentine’s day…’Sweetie- traditional-pie’ Gussa ho…jealousy is love…
  19. With my cutest valentine ever
  20. Enlightenment is what is left after prayer. Osho
  21. Error 404 …Page not found

तेरी सूरत पर नहीं हम तो, तेरी सादगी पर मरते हैं ….

  1. Listening Aaj Phir Tumpe Pyaar Aaya Hai Full Video HD 1080p Hate Story 2 by Arijit Singh (Sweetie-pie ko itna gussa…)
  2. You already know what you’re searching for. It’s your turn.
  3. I love myself, you can also join…

PS1: These status are continuous (Chronologically arranged) and hence all are not romantic.

PS2: Since I am quite a funny person, some of these status are pure fun (usually the non romantic ones).

PS3: Some status lasted only for 2 hours and may be no one has read them. (I am quite moody, you know).

PS4 : There are around 500-600 more (Unpublished) for the same period! (Again I am quite moody).

PS5 : I am quite positive person. My negative mood has a validity of one day only. (Sometimes two hours only!).

How can I reach my ex-girlfriend who blocked me everywhere?

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Hemant Pandey
Hemant lives in Mumbai (India),writes on Quora (2600 followers, 2.8 million views).Published 5 books on Amazon Kindle. Entrepreneur, Writer, Mathematician, Professor.